Three Things That Women Own That Truly Baffle Me
I love women. I really and truly do. They are majestic, mysterious, delightful creatures that make my world go round and keep me well in line and firmly on my feet. As grounding and breath taking as they are and I could never live without one, I could however, live without a few of their seemingly favourite things. I dedicate this article to all of those ladies I have had the luxury of living with and apologise to them for never having the gumption to actually ask them about these mysterious bits and bobs. Baffling Object No. 1 EyeLash Curlers ‘Please, no, no, get off, get off, don’t do that..nooooo!’ I have often woken up in a cold sweat screaming those words and clutching my girlfriend’s teddy bear. How embarrassing. Even more embarrassing is when she asks me what I was having my nightmare about. Obviously, I made something up about wrestling a dangerous, disturbed, vicious and unidentifiable beast in order to save her and her pile of Louboutins from imminent destructi...