The Spoon Drawer

The Star Wars franchise is undoubtedly one of the biggest in the entire world, indeed perhaps the universe. There are very few people who haven’t seen the films multiple times, often from childhood to adulthood.  Its part of the culture of multiple generations of children, with so many toys and games constantly produced to keep them happy. Over the years there have been some mad, and some amazing, toys and gadgets released. So, let’s explore some of the best star wars gadgets of recent memory. Millennium Falcon Bed Undoubtedly the coolest spaceship of all time, perhaps rivalled only by the Starship Enterprise, is Han Solo’s Millennium Falcon. The adventures she has seen is something any Star Wars fan will remember fondly, and will perhaps dream of taking part in somewhere somehow. Well, a great way to do that would be to hit the sack in this Millennium Falcon bed. It’s an awesome design, it looks kind of like a big bean bag but it has the firmness of a bed. It e...

10:34 Waking up in all your clothes on the floor thirty centimeters away from your bed is never a good thing. After gathering myself slowly to my feet I began to piece together what happened the night before. It must have been someone’s birthday, a 21st or a 30th anything else would not have resulted in as much pain as this.  11:00 I’m at the point now where I can actually feel my brain sitting in my skull. It’s like a ball of steel wool pressing against the back of my eyes. The room has stopped spinning but has now taken on another slightly more disturbing trait of being on a slight tilt. I am so hungover. It is a little known rule of the English language hyperbole is only acceptable when you’re hungover. It's in the back of the dictionary somewhere, I swear. I’d get up and show you but it’s all the way over there on the shelf, and the thought of getting up has brought on another bout of whisky-tears.  11:45 A quick trip to the bathroom to relieve myself ...